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[captainpissoff]

This is... oh piss off you mouthy gobshite and get your own!... what was I doing? Right, right. This is the Captain of- I will kick your head in shitbird!- the Jackdaw and if the price is right you can-

That's it, don't say I didn't warn you tosspot!

- if you want me then leave a message.

[There follows the sound of a muffled bar brawl before the obligatory B E E P]